Introducing - Dimension Monster Chronicles (coming soon)

Dimension Monster Chronicles

Filming this weekend, Dimension Monster Chronicles will be something a little new and kind of the same. Yeah, confusing right? Kim and Rob Dimension, the couple who, last year began a new type of review show. Tired of the same old, basic, guy in front of a camera review, they started using puppets, humor, clips and showing their "unique" love for each other in the process. Getting some attention, the couple decided it's time to work a little harder this time around...but, with a twist.

Rob had an idea (we know, very rare) to change things up a bit...what if...Dimension was a Monster dealing with Monster issues, while still reviewing movies and products? At the same time, while dealing with trying to become human again and trying to get along with Hack and Danny Pickle..this could be fun. If anything spells fun, it's puppets....or maybe it's a creepy thing, either way, the couple is excited.

Rob, who voices all the puppets, plus writes, edits and directs the process had this too say; "I love working with Kim, we had gotten some good reviews for our reviews..haha...and I figured I could step back a little and work on producing a fun concept. She has a dry sense of humor and gets where the joke is going. We want to create an awareness of what people might be missing, or simple forgot about." When asking Kim, she says "I'm not an actress..I just do this to have fun and I've fallen in love with some of these puppets personalities, especially Danny Pickle. He's such a Momma's boy, I forget that Rob is behind it...I have so much fun."

That sums up the project, as the key word is FUN. Rob closed with this "I think it's safe too say, we won't win any awards, we will be thankful to those who tune in and watch, even if it's just us. The episodes will have run times of 3-10 minutes, based on what we are talking about or doing....we also have a Villain that will make his presence known."

Right now, stay tuned to http://www.robdimension.com/ until we launch http://www.dimensionmonsterchronicles.com/ within the next few weeks. The episodes will be every few weeks...we look forward to seeing you guys!

Making the rounds....Doylestown and Brodheadsville - awesome times

My Weekend with Hack the Zombie

Okay, so Thursday as I am loading up the car...I hear "Yo! Dimension...when are we going to get some girls?" Instantly, I try to ignore my new found companion, but he is relentless. I explain to Hack that I am headed to the County Theater in Doylestown, PA for Cyborg1's release event of Marvel Universe vs. The Punisher written by Jonathan Maberry. He gets his mini book bag together, that had numerous paraphernalia inside, that just will NOT be discussed here and heads to the car....Okay, I guess he is going.

Synopsis directly from Jonathan Maberry - 

The short version is that a pathogen is accidentally released that was designed during the Cold War to allow humans to adapt to climate changes resulting from a nuclear or biological war. The pathogen changes human physiology so that it can survive in any environment; and it amps up the aggression/survival instincts. Unfortunately, it was never fully tested and it has dreadful, unforeseen side effects. The Punisher is there at the time of the pathogen's release and gets a "super dose" of it, which renders him immune to the effects that transform virtually everyone else on earth.

I had a chance to read this and I totally am loving it. Violence, fantastic artwork and a solid story that will keep Frank Castle busy. This is a 4 part mini series and should be an instant hit. Go get your copy of Issue #1 RIGHT Now...or I will send Hack to your house and you can deal with him....yuck. I will have a better review soon, probably the end of the week!

So, we arrive at the Theater and it was a blast, they showed Punisher War Zone. Hack, after offending numerous women in the lobby, decided to go sit and watch them movie. If Hack ever wants to show you his "Popcorn Box trick"...please just walk away. The County Theater is an great throw back to the theaters of old. It's quaint, the employees are all friendly and helpful..a great overall experience. 

Look for our interview with Jonathan Maberry soon, he was an awesome guy to discuss Horror with. He has numerous titles coming out soon including Wanted Undead or Alive - Vampire Hunters. His co-Author Janice Gable Bashman was there too, she was very helpful and we look forward to hearing and possibly working with them again....very soon.

It's time for us to head out, I go round up my drunken "friend", who is now passed out in a puddle of his own urine...yes...he is pleasant to travel with. I now am going to gear up for Saturday's appearance at the Tattoo and Piercing show!

Eastern PA Tattoo and Piercing Show in Broadheadsville on Saturday, was so much fun. Live music, the atmosphere and everyone involved. I have the "Hearse" loaded with all kinds of goodies and I'm on my way...about 1/2 way, a face pops out of one of the boxes and you guessed it...Hack is coming with.

I go over the rules with Hack...yes, I actually had to establish rules. 

1. - No Drinking!! 
2. - No Rude or Unacceptable behavior 
3. - NO Talking!! The less he talks, the better. 

I am under the impression that we have an understanding. We start to unpack and I see Hack already asking (rather loudly too) "Who wants to tattoo me? I'm famous!!." Luckily no one took him up on his offer and Hack remains tattoo free. At one point, as you can see, he bit me....yes..he is a biter!

We, both did our best to expose people to our show, well, I at least just tried to keep the exposure on our show. We made tons of new friends and everyone was extremely awesome (if those even go together) - plus we are hopeful to close a deal with the Altered Nightmare people. They have, what looks like, the scariest Haunted around.

Huge thanks goes out to Kevin Bond and his Wife Nanette (these 2 just did a fabulous job at running this event), Snort Gore, who has the SICKEST Frankenstein Tattoo I have ever seen, The good people at Strength in Hope, a suicide prevention reach out group and all the artists and bands. We are hoping to spotlight some of the bands music soon on the Tv show or right here...online!!

Stay tuned for more news, reviews and Interviews as we are really gearing up for what looks like an Incredible Halloween Season!! We are still taking Convention bookings and guest appearances. Just give us an email at LateNightHorrorHotel@Hotmail.com

Hack The Zombie makes his appearance

Hack The Zombie makes his appearance

On our latest episode of Late Night at the Horror Hotel, in post production right now, we host "The Corpse Vanishes" starring Bela Lugosi. Rob Dimension and Pigamortis really did the unthinkable!!!

After being left with a disaster of a mess on the counter, behind the counter and even under the counter in the Hotel lobby, John Cannon was stuck cleaning up after the two knuckleheads when he stumbled across the "Book of the Dead".

It seems that Dimension and Pigamortis tried to revive a plant, that was plastic, hence their FAILURE and John put 2 + 2 together. He figured out that a walking, re-animated corpse is now a permanent resident at the Hotel. 

So much for doing laundry...we now have a Laundry Room of Resurrection in the Hotel basement!!!

Early footage has surfaced of Hack, one can only wonder what else is in store for this show!! 

 

New Hires at the Horror Hotel??

PIGAMORTIS WREX gets Hired!!!

Like things on the set of Late Night at the Horror Hotel couldn't get any weirder...well, they just did. Late Night at the Horror this past weekend welcomed a few new cast members:

Pigamortis Wrex - The new big man....or pig on campus is Pigamortis Wrex. Pigamortis is a sharp, quick witted Horror film nut who thinks he will make this show "Watchable", according to him. We asked Pigamortis for some comments and it we wondered...why the heat?

"Of course they hired me, the show was tanking. You really think two losers like Cannon and Dimension could handle this job? Pigamortis is already getting the job done...wait til you see what happens next." Big promises from the big man, we hope everyone will tune in to see what happens now.

Hack The Zombie - well, what can we say here...he looks a little familiar to us but says his name is "Hack". Hack had this to say, "Yo...this place doesn't have any beer...what a waste. I know Cannon and Dimension, Cannon can cook some great grub and Dimension, well..we are gonna get plastered!!" Okay, did we mentioned he yelled this entire time? So much for family friendly.

DJ The Janitor - The lovable and well..umm...dead Janitor has been given the opportunity to keep this place clean. Hopefully, he has a censor license too...this place just got messier. DJ comes to work, does his job and try's not to get in the way. Supposedly, he dances...but we have yet confirmed that. When asked for a comment, DJ just shuffled past us and mumbled something about "a messy kitchen, rubber sheets and vomit"...so, we decided not to continue with the questions, we just didn't want details.