No Clowning Around ships & festival time!

No Clowning Around ships & Festival time!

Merry Christmas and all that jazz, I can't tell you how happy I am that No Clowning Around has shipped out to you, as of today.


Behind the scenes I was a frantic mess...seriously (my left eye has had a twitch for like two weeks now) My original plan was to get this to you guys about two weeks ago....sadly, that didn't happen. I contacted the duplicator and they stated "oh, we tried to call you"...hmmm...I didn't get a call...nor email and TWO WEEKS went by!!

They finally came on Christmas Eve, so Kim and myself cut every cover, put every dvd in the case and addressed every envelope. After three hours, we were all set. Today I made the trip to the post office and 40 minutes later...Mumbles the Clown is on the way too you!!!

On behalf of everyone that worked hard, we truly hope you enjoy the film. Tom Gleba from NerdRemix gave his review today here REVIEW - so far, we've been fortunate and had positives. Matthew Burd and myself will be announcing a way for YOU to be involved in a Q&A shortly. Stay tuned....watch the movie, write your notes and be ready :

Another bit of news - No Clowning Around has been accepted in the Macabre Faire Film Festival on January 19-20 in Rockville Centre, NY. Our screening time will be 4pm on Saturday. Now, this is very important for us because this will be the FIRST time the film screens in front of others, besides our private party with cast and crew. Besides our excitement, this is a great way to support independent film making and enjoy a bunch of different films. This is the first festival of many that we will be attending (hopefully) and we will also be organizing a screening for those who have supported us.

Stay tuned and have a great New Year!!

Dimension to appear at Monster-Mania as "Mumbles the Clown" THIS Friday!!

Dimension to appear at Monster-Mania as

"Mumbles the Clown" THIS Friday!!

This coming Friday, in Hunt Valley, MD, "Mumbles the Clown" will be in attendance at Monster-Mania Con. Star of the Independent Horror/Drama film "No Clowning Around", Rob Dimension has stated "I will be Mumbles on Friday only, to help promote the movie." In addition to Dimension, Kim Dimension, the co-star will also be at Dimension's table. Co-Director Matthew Burd has stated also "I want to gather some additional footage of Rob as Mumbles for the extras on the Dvd". So, come see the crew and possibly be featured on the No Clowning Around dvd, that's scheduled for a December release.

In more exciting news, Burd added "We will also be premiering the trailer at Monster-Mania!" Dimension, who typically hosts a majority of the Q&A's in Hunt Valley will be on hand at the convention both Friday and Saturday, but will only be set up on Friday. All merchandise will be available at the con, including t-shirts, posters, 8x10's and Official Mumbles the Clown Fan Club cards.


Next week, we will have information as too where the trailer will be shown on the big screen. So stay tuned....and could there be a "No Clowning Around" sequel on tap to shoot in the Spring??

No Clowning Around Sneak Peek Poster Art revealed!!

"No Clowning Around"

Sneak Peek Poster Art Revealed

The past two days have been very exciting as you can start to see a "dream" come to life. With the help of Brian  (Poster Designer) and Patti Myer (Photographer), the sneak peek poster artwork is finally revealed. This is 1 of 3 posters that will begin to be available next week. These posters will be available in a Limited Autographed versions and regular, unsigned versions. More details will be available next week, but it was important for me to share these.

Words can not express how happy I am to see things coming together. Thank you to all. Donations links will be taken down at the end of this week. Pre-orders for the DVD and Limited VHS will begin to become available.

To the supporters who donated for an exclusive Poster, your poster will be different and NOT available to anyone else!

No Clowning Around Starts Shooting!!

No Clowning Around Start Shooting

Update for Sept 5th

Yesterday marked the start of principle shooting for my First short film, No Clowning Around. The film is my first attempt at writing a short, I will also be co-directing with Matt Burd, whom I've worked with before. I figured I would keep an online diary of sorts documenting the progress with both the good and the bad, hoping you enjoy the ride along the way.

Call time is 8am - Now the weather was a concern for the first day, since we were dealing with the remnants of tropical storm Issac. We started off with some sprinkles and overcast, we were able to grab the necessary shots from outside that we wanted too except some interactions that we can simply pick up on a light day of shooting we have scheduled. Later in the day, the rain got much, much worse, making filming a bit more problematic, so much so, we could hear the rain on the roof and were forced to hang tight while the storm passed.

Yesterday also marked the first time I worked with a child on set...haha. It provided laughs and she did fantastic. Kids are so cute and make simple comments that are purely genuine. She practiced and knew her lines, but the curiosity of a 4 year old staring a clown, drunk in a bath tub created some fun. After watching some of the daily's, I was very happy.

Directing while starring in the film...oh boy, where do I start with this one? When I worked with Matt before, it was either our stint on Late Night at the Horror Hotel or one of his films, the last one being "Cuts Right Over", all of those experiences worked out great. This time, Matt and myself agreed to co-direct this film...but let me be the one to say, It's tougher than I could have imagined to act, direct and worry about the entire production end including things like food for the crew, remembering props or even simple clean up...every little thing. Matt is doing so good, he is prepared and always asks my opinion, even though, I'm sure he knows what looks great. Perfect professional, I really see big things for him. The crew we have is absolutely fantastic, always there when you need them...so giving. I couldn't ask for anything better. Love them all!

I'm convinced, after waking up with blue eye liner on my eyes, the smell of frosting in my nose and the stress factor looming over my head all means we are doing the right things. Next day we shoot is Sept 9th, that day is completely a full day of shooting, from sex, to death to a fight. Kim makes her way on set, plus Corino makes his acting debut..I'm so excited for that day. It will be draining but after its done, it will be great to look back and feel the same as I do today.

You can still help fund the project at www.NoClowningAround.com and also follow the progress on Twitter RobDimension - "Come to Daddy!!"

ToeTag Inc's Sella Turcica review and then some...

Sella Turcica review

by Rob Dimension

Over the past 8 years I have watched ToeTag grow leaps and bounds. From the once small renegade, underground film crew to a full fledged, movie and special effects leader in the Horror genre.  From the early incarnations of shock, point of view, in your face films like August Underground to highly polished, well developed features like Redsin Tower. They, to me have always delivered the goods in the Horror and Gore departments.

This past Sunday I was given, what I felt was a chance of a lifetime, a private screening of there newest, yet released feature Sella Turcica at ToeTag studios with Writers and Director Fred Vogel, Don Moore, Shelby Vogel (not pictured) and Lead Star, Damien Marusca. How could I resist? Simple answer...I couldn't. I will share my thoughts on the overall experience at the end of this, but here is enough about Sella Turcica to wet your appetite.

Plot Synopsis - Sgt. Bradley Roback (Damien A. Maruscak) returns home from active duty after a mysterious accident leaves him paralyzed. Awaiting his return, his mother, Karmen (Camille Keaton), and younger sister, Ashley (Jade Risser), remain unaware of the details of the accident and severity of Brad‘s condition. Once he arrives, though he looks sickly, his family members are pleased to see him alive and don’t bring attention to his ill appearance. Over the next twenty-six hours Brad’s condition terribly worsens, barreling down to a gruesome conclusion that will change the family forever.

Okay, first let's get a definition of what exactly Sella Turcica is (credit Wiki) - The sella turcica (literally Turkish saddle) is a saddle-shaped depression in the sphenoid bone at the base of the human skull. Are you more confused? I bet your thinking, what the hell does this have to do with anything?? I think that's what ToeTag does best....they make you think.

This film is different than anything ToeTag has put out to date, this shows how Fred and company have really grown. This film is a Drama with horror mixed in perfectly, where needed. The gore is kept to a minimum and this film is carried by the acting. The cast does a tremendous job in developing a relationship with the viewer, a rarity in today's cinema. Camille Keaton, (I Spit on Your Grave) pulls off a great role as a concerned Mother who simply is happy her son is home from war but, won't admit there is a problem. Damien A. Maruscak, for me, steals the show.....his portrayal of a soldier who just wants to keep his family protected, plus going to great lengths to hide what is truly happening is fantastic (his physical performance is something you will all be talking about...guaranteed).

If it sounds like I am being vague, I have been sworn to secrecy (can't really reveal much plot detail) and will fully review the film once it hits DVD. This film, to me, carries a few heavy political messages - I really can see possible frustration on the writers about the way our soldiers are treated once they are home. Our soldiers that fight for our freedom, when injured, are often just cast aside in our busy lives. Many times the families are left to clean up the mess. 

I also can see what the writers perceive as a modern family, and how it's often dysfunctional. You have two brothers who are mismatched but have a great connection, they also, both protect their younger sister. A Mother who just wants her children happy and will always try her best to keep the peace. The arrogant boyfriend of the younger sister, who is (at least to me) a massive douche bag.....played perfectly on film. I fell for all of these characters, hook - line and sinker.

ToeTag Studios was a great place to visit: Jerami Cruise's laboratory of monstrous creations was a sight to see...props from past films and replica's that he has made. Just awesome. Fred and Shelby have plenty of collectibles of their own...Frankenstein's of every size and shape, chainsaw's signed by the entire cast of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre (actually 2 of them) plus countless prints of different feature films. 

Did I mention I raided the ToeTag store? I had too...how often do you get this chance? 

In closing...HUGE Thank you to the entire ToeTag Ink crew for the hospitality. Knowing Fred and Shelby for over 8 years now, for me as a friend and fan, this was a fantastic day.

For more info - Visit www.ToeTag.Biz