Independent Film maker, King "Do it yourself'er" Tom Berdinski checks out NCA

Independent Film maker, King "Do it yourself'er" Tom Berdinski checks out NCA

It's always an honor when another film maker reaches out to see your work. Tom Berdinski, to me, drew the blue print for how to release Independent films. He uses a modest budget and makes EVERYONE aware of his projects. I mean, who hasn't heard of the Italian Zombie Movie? When Tom asked me to see the film, I immediately sent out a copy.

He had this too say:

I thoroughly enjoyed "No Clowning around"! It's dark, uncomfortably funny and very-well acted and directed. The music, costumes and effects are also spot-on. I especially loved the shot variety - I think that's key in low-budget efforts: Keep the shots short and varied so no one dwells too much on the limitations necessitated by the budget. Everyone is clearly on the same page in this one - Something that's hard to do with a low budget. In my opinion, the only flaw was not making it feature length. There is a lot of back story here waiting to be explored... Maybe they'll make more? Let's hope so!

Thomas Berdinski, Writer, Director, Producer
The Cult of Moi and Vous Film Producioni Co LLC

Special Thank you to Tom for taking the time, make sure you visit http://www.italianzombiemovie.com and support Independent film making. 

Scream 4 - New Decade...New Rules

Scream 4

"New Decade..New Rules"

This past weekend, I finally gave in....and watched Scream 4. I, like many others LOVED the original Scream. I felt that it made fun of the genre, it wasn't afraid to poke some fun, wasn't afraid to establish rules AND break them, it also helped launch some great careers for those involved. The unfortunate part, it spawned 2 more sequels that got worse and worser...(I know...not a word, but they were pretty bad)

I had heard mixed reviews on Scream 4, that might have played a part in me dragging my feet to view this one. Getting some of the original cast back together is a plus and Wes Craven and Kevin Williamson back at the helm, certainly makes me have some hope. Staring at the box art, it seemed like I couldn't hold out forever, I finally pushed "add to #1 position", 2 days later and I'm ready. I was so afraid of this just being a last attempt at cashing in on the "Shitty Horror Train".

All aboard....

Without giving a play by play of Scream 4, let me give my thoughts in a spoiler free review. I really liked this movie, regardless of hearing other's opinions. The "cool trend" is to openly bash commercial releases, especially sequels and remakes just don't fit here. This film mixes fresh faces with some familiar faces that have some Hollywood pull. You have cameo's by Kristin Bell, who I fell in love with from Fanboys, plus Anna Panquin, of True Blood fame (which lost me after Season 2..haha). Plus, the regular cast of Neve Campbell who returns to Woodsboro to promote her book. Dewey (David Arquette) and Gale (Courteney Cox) are there...but we see some of Sidney's family pulled into the mix. Kind of a passing of the torch.

They introduce Emma Robert (with some star power family bloodlines in Julia Roberts & Eric Roberts) as Sidney's cousin Jill. Jill, plays the perfect victim..she's small, frail and cute. Hayden Panettiere is her friend, who looks HOT with short hair, but who do we start to suspect amongst the mix? Lot's of murder, twists, mixed in with typical Scream comedy...makes this a winner.

Will everyone like this? Probably not, but I felt this was a great return to where it began. Good writing, simply Ghostface phone calls, that always make me smile, plus everyone plays the roles great. I would recommend this one, especially if you liked the original.

My Recommendation - Definitely a Dvd buy. It has some rewatch value. I would watch part 1 and be satisfied with jumping to part 4. I'm good without the Cotton Weary continuation, without the extra nonsense from part 2 or 3. I really do like the Stab franchise mixture though.

* My recommendation system - I rate movies on a system - A Combo purchase (The Blu Ray, dvd and Digital download) being the best and simply watching it on Tv, or even passing being the bottom of barrel. Instead of rating it by stars, I think judging how much time or money we spend on a film, means much more than just stars.

More "Peeking at Pictures" - Documentaries

Rob Dimension

"Peeks at Pictures"

DOCUMENTARIES

Lately, I have been watching a good amount of documentaries...you know..behind the scenes stuff, peoples opinions or an outsiders glimpse of a rival. Some succeed, some fail...after all, if I have 0 idea about the subject matter, you need to hold my interest. The nerd mood I have been in, makes choosing these titles has been easy. Granted, the subject matter of my choosing has been rather fun and somewhere along the way, these topics have been a part of my life.

The Best Worst Movie - Troll 2 has always been acclaimed as the "Worst Movie Ever Made". This film documents Cult status Troll 2 has achieved and the lives it's impacted...and it's a fun ride.

When you set out to make a film, obviously, you are hoping people watch, enjoy and help spread the word. Troll 2, released in 1989 was unleashed upon the Horror community...regardless, if we were ready of not. Having nothing to do with the original, Troll 2 has poor acting, a bad script and a slightly delusional director. This documentary exposes us to the underground movement of Troll 2 parties. Screening and the chaos that follows. The visionary Italian couple responsible makes some scenes a little uncomfortable to watch.

I liked this movie...a lot. Directed by Michael Paul Stephenson, who starred in Troll 2 as a child. It shows the lengths he goes to gather the former cast...sometimes, the "catching up" can be funny...and honestly, sad, but in the end, you will enjoy the ride. Stand out in this feature is George Hardy, a Dentist, who made the bold statement "You can't Piss on Hospitality..I won't allow it!" Hardy is a great focal point for this, he's funny, seems genuine and truly loves the attention. While I truly found Hardy a nice guy, his opinion towards the Horror community was a little off putting. Regardless, this one is for everyone who has sat through and loved a movie that's "so bad...it's a winner".

http://bestworstmovie.com/

The People vs George Lucas - Let me get this right out there...I LOVE Star Wars and once a day, some form of a Star Wars quote is spoken by me. George Lucas is the mind behind my childhood, teenage an adult obsession but let's face it...Our Uncle George has messed with "The Galaxy Far, Far Away" a little too much.

This documentary is by the fans. The fans who have stood in line for the prequels, the fans who have spend thousands of dollars on Star Wars merchandise and the fans, who regardless of what others say, believe in the Force. Granted, suffering through the multi- releases in every format, those awful prequels and the constant tinkering has made us all a little mad. This documentary is Our story!

While you could say it's 92 minutes of bitching and whining...well, ok, it is. Where is the versions of the Classic's, why the constant changes? Listen and witness Lucas talk about changing, updating and moving on in the Original Trilogy, never letting us rewatch the originals, the way we remember. Filled with opinions, fan films, plus exposure to tons of bigger nerds than me, this is a MUST watch!! (I hate saying that..but I watched this one a few times)

Let me say, I feel Lucas has made enough money off of me, but I still want the Originals released, the want the shoddy effects, the lacking CGI...I want more of the damn puppet Yoda!!! I NEED to see Han shoot first, I NEVER need to see Han step on Jabba's tail...that shit is AW-Fkn-Ful. If you agree, love "The Wars" and want to feel like part of the fandom...this is worth check out. Damn you George!!

http://www.peoplevsgeorge.com/

Dimension's BEST of 2011

As we close in on 2012, I wanted to highlight some of my favorite films plus, additional highs and lows of this past year. I'm not asking for votes, no write in ballots...it's just one, simple man's opinion, who sits around and watches a lot of Tv and movies. Not very detailed, not even tons of catergories, just what I want to cover.

Best Box Set

The Basement - I really lead the promotion for this release by Alternative Cinema. Clearly listening to the fans, embracing the VHS resurgence and releasing The Basement in big box format both on VHS and Dvd. You recieve 5 films, including shot on super 8, The Basement feature plus Classic Shot on Video features : Captives, Video Violence,Video Violence 2  and Cannibal Campout. This sits, proudly displayed on my shelf (with my other VHS) and looks tremendous. This box set retails for $25 and is well worth the money. If anything can be learned from the huge success of this release...VHS is not dead.

 Runner Up - Gamera Blu Ray Trilogy set - Being the HUGE Kaiju fan that I am, this Blu Ray set was a can NOT lose. Ordering this set from Amazon for the extremely low $13.00 for all 3 Blu Ray's was an absolute steal. Featuring all of the "Modern" Gamera films..including Gamera 3, which may possibly be the BEST Kaiju film ever to be released. Clear picture, yet a bare bones release so to speak, but come on...for $13.00, what can you expect? If you're a fan of the Flying Turtle, get this set!!

Tv Show of the Year 

The Walking Dead - over at AMC, hands down, the best Drama involving Horror on Tv. I mean after the ending of season 1, plus the release of Frank Darabont, I had my doubts. I loved Robert Kirkman’s comics and graphic novels, his style of writing made you care about the characters (a rarity). I know the Tv show doesn’t follow the comic but, get over it. I know the zombies aren't the main focus, but here is a little secret - The SURVIVORs are the real Walking Dead. The flashback sequences are giving us a better picture on the people, plus, who hasn't thought of "Shaning" someone to help yourself survive? I enjoyed the changes they made but this year…wow…week to week, great excitement. It had tons of discussion and after only 6 episodes, with 6 more to go..it looks like zombies are here to stay.

Biggest Letdown Show of the Year - The Office

I love this show, it might be my favorite sitcom EVER!! This season seems so lost without Steve Carrel, whom I really think made a big mistake by leaving but, that is my selfish opinion. Ed Helms is a good lead, but after watching Cedar Rapids, the movie he released this year with him as the lead, I'm wondering if he can carry the ball. Mindy Kaling, who plays Kelly on the show, and has written some fantastic episodes, seems busy with other projects. They brought in Ellie Kemper's (Erin) sister to write an episode, but the episode revolved around Erin, it’s like your brother is the booker and you are the champion. Dwight and Jim characters just seem too much of the same and their antics/pranks are less funny. James Spader brought in as Robert California just hasn’t amounted to anything. This pains me, I'm the guy who runs to buy the box set the day of release..Ive bought the game…I even thought of heading to Scranton to wander around…even though its completely fictious….Yes. I think it needs some new writers, with fresh ideas. But the writers need to know the characters…I really hope it can be saved but, like all shows, it might be time for Dunder Mifflin to close up and file for bankruptcy.

Horror Movies of the Year

 

#3 - Hobo  with a Shotgun – available on Netflix Instant, just a gritty, over the top camp-fest. Hobo with a Shotgun makes me smile on every level. This is a great welcome back movie for Rutger Hauer....I always think of Blind Fury or the Hitcher when I think of Hauer, but this one is a winner. Trust me when I say, It’s not for everyone, but dammit, it's for me. What started off as a trailer, just took off and became an instant cult classic. The music, the use of color in scenes, the direction, gore and soundtrack make this a MUST see, especially if you were raised on Troma. Sometimes a Hobo needs to run around shooting people with a shotgun…especially if its all they know. Loved this one.

 

 

#2 - The Woman – This one only had a small run in select theaters but gained instant recognition after several protests and boycotts, mainly from Sundance. The Woman by Lucky McKee, who I feel is going to really hit paydirt with K-Dirt (Ford Fairlane reference there...) soon and the Horror genre really needs it. McKee was the creator of cult hit, May also, that was a stand out feature a few years back. Co-written by Jack Ketchum, who is a writer that really reaches inside and twists your emotions, just watch The Girl Next Door, which is also on Netflix instant, for a complete mind screw and emotional roller coaster.

 

The Woman is the story that has many levels of depth. On the outside, it’s the story of a Husband/Father who stumbles upon a wild woman, while hunting and decides to help re-introduce her to society by trying to tame her. But, so much more is going on within his family circle. Great subtle soundtrack…very well shot…great acting and thought provoking story. This hits dvd in early 2012.

 

 

#1 - Tucker and Dale vs Evil – This was a late discovery for me. I had heard rumblings about this one, plus for me, personally, 2011 was a year of personal and professional growth. Tucker and Dale vs Evil really hits home for me. After finding this film, a few months ago, we discussed this on on Dimension's Horrible Podcast and tried to spread the awareness to as many as we could reach. Now, currently on Netflix Instant, this can and will be enjoyed by fans of both Horror and Comedy alike.

 

If I learned anything from my Hillbilly friends, I learned to never judge a book by it’s cover. The story follows Tucker and Dale, life long friends who are on their way to enjoy their newest purchase, a vacation home. Plenty of misfotune, coincidence and laughter follow these two guys. Campy, clever kills, fun dialogue and a bit of a twist ending eqaute in a must buy Dvd, Blu ray and Digital Download...yes, the Trifecta in Nerdism.

 

 

Well, that's my list...hopefully you enjoyed 2011 and here is hoping to a fantastic 2012. Personally, I could really use a great year. Happy New Year!!!

Dimension's Horrible Podcast #9 - Halloween??

Dimension's Horrible Podcast #9

Halloween??

This week, Rob Dimension gets a big surprise from Sal...it's time to discuss Rob Zombie's Halloween? Rob, known to despise the film, isn't a fan of this shocker, but listen in and judge for yourself. Sal is having the time of his life during this show...

Dimension also reviews 2010 Spanish film "The Last Circus", the story of Javier and why it sometimes doesn't pay to like circus clowns. They also talk Star Wars Old Republic, as Sal had an invite into the Beta format and Rob shares his love for Nintendo! (Old School NES, of course)

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Dimension's Horrible Podcast #8 - "Thanksgiving is Atrocious &...Lonely"

Dimension's Horrible Podcast #8 

 "Thanksgiving is Atrocious &...Lonely"

This week on the show, Rob goes it alone, without Big Sal helping guide him through the zombie infested airwaves. Armed only with a microphone and heading into darkness...hold my hand?

Dimension discusses the Spanish Found Footage film, Atrocious from 2010, plus he delivers the Horror news and dvd releases. It's a short episode, but still full of Horror goodness. Visit http://www.robdimension.com/ for more details.

On behalf of Sal and Rob - Happy Thanksgiving!!

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The Dimension's Review "The Troll Hunter" (video movie review)

The Dimension's Review - The Troll Hunter

Rob Dimension gives into his Wife, Kim, renaming the video review segment to "The Dimension's Movie Review" and this week, they take a look at the 2010 Dark Fantasy, found footage film "The Troll Hunter".

On this weeks review, Danny Pickle returns with his insightful review, plus Hack the Clerk shows off his planking skills, yes...a puppet planks. Also, something was left behind the counter...Kim is convinced that Rob and Hack are responsible...poor Danny Pickle is impressionable.

Just added!! Now watch our reviews every saturday Night on The Monster Channel - http://www.monsterchannel.tv/

Don't forget, you can see Rob Dimension and the rest of the gang at Monster-Mania 20 in Hunt Valley, MD on September 16-18th. This is the 20th Monster-Mania and is stacked with guests like John Carpenter, Anthony Michael hall, Jeffery Combs, a Walking Dead reunion...even a Monster Squad reunion. This is a must attend event.

Visit Fright-Rags for the best in Horror apparel and enter DIMENSION10 for 10% your total order. Make sure you visit http://www.robdimension.com/ for the latest info on the PA/NJ Horror Club as we screen The Soska Twin's Dead Hooker in a Trunk on Sept 22nd at 7pm at Capes and Cowls Collectibles in Bensalem, PA.

Video Blog for the week of August 15th, 2011 - Looking at Shot on Video Horror

Rob Dimension's latest Video Blog

August 15th, 2011

Looking at Horror Films, Shot on Video

This week, Rob Dimension is back expressing his love for the Shot on Video Horror films from the 80's. Films like Video Violence 1 & 2, Cannibal Campout and even the 1982 film that was given an official Theatrical release "BoardingHouse".

This time around, Rob enlists his Wife Kim, who is not so amused nor a very big fan of Rob's passion. Things go downhill quickly once the fight escalates...this is a must see to believe. Plus, Dimension promotes his upcoming appearance (Aug. 19-21) at Monster-Mania Con in Cherry Hill, NJ and the August 25th PA/NJ Horror Club meeting.

If you want to check out some of these films, like Gary P. Cohen's Video Violence, make sure you head over to http://www.alternativecinema.com/

My Bloody Valentine - A Little Reminiscing.....

My Bloody Valentine

A Little Reminiscing

by Dean Vanderkolk

Perhaps you've wondered to yourself, in a dark moment that you've never revealed to anyone, what it would look like if a midget with breast implants were to be skewered on a pick axe. If so, My Bloody Valentine is the film for you.

While re-watching this film on DVD, I flashed back to the night when I decided I’d actually experience this movie in the theater so that I could fully enjoy all the film had to offer. I arrived in plenty of time for the show. I looked at the board listing show times, and I inquired of the gentleman who sold the tickets.

"Have you sold out for ‘My Bloody Valentine’?"

"Nope."

"Cool."

"In fact, you're the first guy who has even asked about a ticket for that movie."

Somehow, I’m not surprised.

I head into the theater and settle in for the film. It's set in one of those towns where everyone is either just out of college or retired. Nothing in between. Consequently, many people are performing jobs that they are much too young for. At one point, I thought to myself, "There goes the bravest 14 year old police woman I've ever seen."

The plot involves a group of miners, who, years ago, were stranded in a cave in. Only one survived, chiefly because he murdered all the others in an effort to conserve the air supply. Understandable, if not condonable. This guy is in a coma when he is discovered, and remains that way for an entire year. He then wakes up, murders everyone in the hospital and slaughters about twenty teenagers who are having a kegger in the abandoned mine. WTF? He committed horrible crimes out of the survival instinct, and wakes up a serial killer?

The movie is full of plot holes, poor scripting and several times it cheats, too.

SPOLIER ALERT!!

In one scene, we clearly see the killer assault one of the leads, injuring him and locking him in a cage before murdering the other person in the scene. Obviously, our confined young lead can't possibly be the killer. WRONG!!!! He IS the killer. You see, he suffers from delusions and committed all of the murders himself, and the scene we saw was all in his head. He injured himself, killed the other person, and then locked himself in the cage. I call shenanigans on that, folks.

The movie does feature the best 3-D I had ever seen. The crew makes excellent use of deep focus (in which all of the items in the frame remain in focus, no matter if they are in the foreground or the background), and this really enhances the 3-D aspect of the film.

Too bad they didn't let me keep the glasses.

Dean Vanderkolk is a freelance writer based out of Detroit, Michigan, so he obviously knows scary.  When not dodging gunfire, he works as the head writer for Wolfman Mac's Chiller Drive-In, seen nationally on the Retro Television Network.  He is currently scripting a feature film, an original short horror comedy and is developing an original web series, all of which will begin production in 2011.  Mr. Vanderkolk is currently seeking representation.  If you are interested in working with Dean - please email him at nswriterdude@gmail.com

Fell - Relationships Can Bring you Down

Fell

 Directed by Marcus Koch

(co-written by) - Katie Walters

co-writer - Kristian Day

co-writer - Jeff Dylan Graham

Reviewed by : Rob Dimension

The more I review films, the more attracted I am to Artistic films. Films that play mind games and make you think. Take away the generalized ideas of Horror, the misuse of nudity, the over use of gore...I want Substance!!!....after sitting and letting this film sink into my mind....I really enjoyed this one.

Fell is the story of Bill (Jeff Dylan Graham) and his problems. Shot with a darker tint, a somber feeling is felt through out the entire film. Bill wakes up with a body in his bath tub, who is she...where did she come from? As this story unfolds, we see Bill is a bit unbalanced....not in a demented, serial killer way...just a product of manic depression and prescription drugs. 

I will not spoil this story for you, I will only give my opinions and observations. Fell is not a film for everyone, those really looking for Horror will not find that here. It's a simple concept that twists and turns as Bill falls deeper into his delusions. The acting is very good, Graham does a great job of portraying Bill, it's believable.  The script is good but I feel that the movie is a bit too long, there was a little section in the middle that could have been trimmed. I will say the stand out, for me is the mind games...the games this film plays on YOU, the viewer. Not M. Night crap...this is good, wholesome story telling...it left me wondering if I saw what I saw or if I should head to the shrink, myself.

When this film is available, I highly recommend looking for this one. It is fantastic to watch, you enjoy riding someone's delusions. It was nice to take a break from my problems and enjoy Bill's.

Wrong Turn 3 Review - Left for Dead....and no Nascar = SCARY!!!

Wrong Turn 3 - Left For Dead

Reviewed by : Rob Dimension

I know, I know...NASCAR...Hillbillies they don't always go together, but come on...they are close. I sat down to watch the third installment of the Wrong Turn series titled: Left for Dead. Directed by Declan O'Brien, who directed Sharktopus...so he can't be that bad.

This film has a few sub plots going on....you have this girl Alex and her friends rafting, her friends bite the dust, early on. Prisoners are being transported, they end up being Hillbilly dinner, at least most of them. Then, you have a truck full of money that just creates more trouble since everyone is greedy (Especially the guy writing this review).

Our Hillbilly this time is Three-Finger, who was seen in previous films, and his son Three-Toes....gotta love this family tree. They set the booby traps and the goriness is sprung. A lot of fun traps and cool effects are in this one. My only complaint is when CGI is used, it is very noticeable. Sometimes, older special effects would just work better, but after watching the special features, they were limited on time...24 days to be exact.

You have wild, angry cons on the loose, a hot chick (although, she is no Eliza Dushku), a prison guard trying to keep the peace and our raving lunatic Hillbilly. Overall, it wasn't great but wasn't terrible either. The money truck, loaded with cash created a diversion in the story to cover the lack of good writing, just my .02. It just made the movie annoying for me at times. Double crossing each other gets old fast, but the Hillbillies don't need money.....remember that folks!

Gore - Plenty of gore, shock scenes that are cool. A lot of the same from past films, arrows threw the faces, the traps that slice and dice.....my biggest gripe is that Three Finger looks like he is 5'4 and 135 pounds. I know, small but mighty. If you were a fan of the first 2 Wrong Turns, go ahead...turn of the GPS and drive blindly and make a few wrong turns.

Jingles the Clown review - Are you scared of a little ole' Clown?

Jingles the Clown

Directed and Written by Tommy Brunswick

Reviewed by : Heather Henshaw

If you love to scare the crap out of your friends with a movie about a psychotic killer clown who just won’t die then this film is for you! If you have a deadly fear of crazy ass psychopathic clowns, well then, you’re out of luck. Lots of people take the risk of making horror movies about clown’s killer clowns to be specific. It is not an easy thing to pull off in the genre. The most people can do is take a swing at it and hope the hit it just right unfortunately most fail but hey it’s worth a watch half of the time.

Mr. Jingles was a child entertainer who turned into a murderous serial killer clown. He would take his victims to his house to torture them and then murder them. Well, one day, he took Angela and her family back to this house. One by one, Angela is forced to watch her family slaughtered. Luckily for her, the police come just in time to shoot the mad clown down before he can kill the poor little girl. Using magic movie stuff, it is now years later and the Jingles places is said to be haunted by the spirit of Mr. Jingles. He still murders any unsuspecting poor soul that heads that way. With the legend getting bigger, a show based on paranormal activity goes to the house. Being greedy, they want to boost ratings. What’s the surefire way to boost those ratings? They get Angela to join them. That may boost ratings but is your life worth it? The crew will soon find out if it was once they start to get picked off one by one.  He tortures their sanity and tests their trust to each other. They have to find a way to kill him before he kills them. But how do you kill a spirit? Specifically, a spirit that looks like a clown?

For me, killer clown movies are hard to pull off. I have only ever liked two and it seems the list will remain: 100 Tears and Killer Clowns from Outer Space. The Brunswicks took on a difficult horror movie topic; I mean, those are big shoes to fill (no pun intended). They did well for what it was. I also give them props on having a supernatural twist to the film; not many killer slasher clown films have that. It had a good few kills to it as well. There were a lot of head kills, clocking in at least three or four. Don’t get me wrong, I love head kills; I am always up for decaps and pez dispensers. I felt some of the deaths were repeated, though. At least two of them I sat back on and thought, “Didn’t I see this earlier in the movie.”

We all know that B-movies do not have the best acting so we tend to cut a little slack on that area. This was fairly bad. Not so much on Mr. Jingles (John Anton) but more so on the rest of the cast. Mr. Jingles was just down right crazy! John pulled off the feel of a guy who truly went psycho. Just the crazy laughs and demented looks he does throughout the movie. It says a lot about roles he can pull off. The other actors in this movie were not impressive, between the over acting by April Canning who plays Angela and the people who are the team of paranormal investigators. Oh wait! I am sensing something as well! It’s… hold on, it’s coming… oops, sorry that’s just the after effects of bad acting. That was my impression of the acting in this movie. None of it was remotely even close to attempted acting. I really really try to give breaks to the indie scene but some are just hard to do.

This film was also dark. I don’t mean dark as in sinister but as in many scenes were lost due to lack of good lighting. For example, there is one scene were an “actor” gets burned to death and Mr. Jingles shows up. Well, figuratively. The scene is so dark, you can’t really see him… it’s just a black blob in front of the man burning. I think so much more could have been done with the film, or maybe it was and we just couldn’t see it. Most of this movie you wish you were there at least your eyes would be adjusted to the dark so you could enjoy it. I was just really disappointed in that aspect of the movie.

In the end, this film was a good effort and I would really like to see them give another go at it and it is definitely leagues better than some of their earlier work (like Biker Zombies from Detroit). Not awful, but nothing to write home about either. Like I said, if you want to scare your friends who are absolutely terrified of clowns then pop this baby in!

About Heather Henshaw -  I absolutely love, live and breathe horror.  I talk what I love and back what I say. I also write for a site called Cinema Head Cheese http://cinemaheadcheese.blogspot.com/ if you want to check it out as well. I just want to say many thanks to everyone for backing horror and the people who bring us the films. If it was not for you guys we would not write or enjoy the genre. We have become a family that I am proud to be a part of. Keep on being spooky y'all…Contact me at teufelskind@ymail.com

Saw 3D reviewed - Want to play a game?..do you still really care?

Saw 3D

reviewed by: Michael K. Snyder 

Let me start this off by letting all you readers know that I am not the biggest fan of the Saw franchise. That being said, I am a huge fan of everything horror and after being pushed into the theater by my wonderful fiancé, I decided to give Saw 3D a chance. 

I think the biggest problem I’ve had with the franchise is how unreal the films seem to me. For instance, in the first film all the good doctor has to do is shoot someone he’s never met to save his life and the life of his family. That’s too easy, and I don’t see any humans besides monks and nuns not pulling the trigger. Maybe it’s just me, but I’d react differently in certain of the franchises situations. 

That being said, I’ve always been a fan of gore, and the Saw films always have a good share of violence, blood and guts. Saw 3D is no exception; the violence is plentiful and often humorous, besides the occasional pinkish tinted blood which sent me into a fit of hysteria. The film will keep most mainstream gore-fiends satisfied, but fans of underground horror will be disappointed. 

The 3D in the film is a gimmick and was clearly used only to raise ticket prices, which always pisses me off. The effects are super cheesy, and after a TERRIBLE opening scene, add a more comedic element to the film. Honestly, I felt like I was watching a B-movie, when I knew the budget behind this behemoth was astronomical as always. 

The filmmakers behind Saw 3D were in it for one thing, and one thing only; money. They clearly don’t care about intelligent audiences or keeping the franchises fans pleased. They threw in scene after scene of random 3D deaths, terrible acting, and a horrible plot. This film contains one of the worst screenplays I’ve seen produced by a mainstream studio in a long time. The actors all seemed like the only prior experience they had were bad pornos and films even my good friend’s over at Troma wouldn’t put out. 

This film reminds me of an ideal I was starting to loose sight of. Independent filmmaking is a must to keep cinema out of the trashcans and into the minds of intelligent moviegoers. As more and more of these terrible big films are being put out everyday, it is time for us as moviegoers to demand more from the studios.

Attention Piglets - Schlock it To Me!!! New review!

SCHLOCK it TO ME!

Reviewed by Pigamortis Wrex

FACES of SCHLOCK: Boobs and Blood Edition
Independent Entertainment
In Association with Gonzoriffic Productions


"Blood Witch"
Written and Directed by Andrew Shearer

"Mike Wuz Here"
 Directed by Justin Channell

"One Foot in the Grave"
 Directed by Chris LaMartina

"Slay Ride"
Directed by Henrique Couto


Howdy, Piglets.

Well, this is by far a movie that is EVERYTHING you expect it to be from the title.
We have a lovingly crafted homage to 80's style gore with a whole mess of boobs and chicks making out to keep you interested thru those pesky NON-killin scenes.

Created by four directors who should all probably be on some sort of government watch list of some kind, Faces gives us four tales hosted by your fanged creepy whore-er host "Slutpira".





Our first tale "Blood Witch" is about a skanky goth broad named Lucia who manages, through the use of her generic black book of spells to bring back "the Blood Witch". A demonic assassin who kills all she is commanded to. Soon noone is safe from Lucia's ridiculous wrath. Not her bible-thumping roommate, not telemarketers, not the bug man (who made me LOL more than once), not even Lucia herself.





The next tale "MIKE WUZ HERE" features Josh Lively, TJ Rogers, Zane Crosby and Heather Lucas. These were the folks behind "Raising the Stakes" and "Die and Let Live" which if you HAVE NOT seen, you really should, its funny stuff!



This tale is about a fella named Derek applying for the job as a theatre manager since the previous manager had since died. One small hitch to this job, one of the employees is Mike, a ghost who has also committed suicide after being fired from his job but still remains on the payroll, despite being unliked by most of the staff. I don't know, I didn't write this! I WILL give Kudos for the shout out to "Booberry" in this film! (Suck it, Dimension) The film tackles some touchy subjects on anti ghost sentiment and ghost bigotry (make that BOOGOTRY), but its handled in a sensitive, respectful manner that makes you think. When Mike gets fed up with Derek's new management and possesses him, all Hell breaks loose and the carnage follows. (Spoiler: No nekkid broads in this story.)




The next story, "One Foot in the Grave", Directed by Chris LaMartina (Grave Mistakes, Book of Lore, Faces of Schlock 2) tells of a beautiful dancer,Katie(Sara Cole) who loses her foot due to incompetent malpractice by a freaky foot doc (George Stover). Normally, that would sideline a dancer and probably send her off the deep end to suicide or at least to countless hours of couch time in therapy. But not our girl... this is just a minor set back as she goes to black magic for her solution. Why does everyone go RIGHT to the black magic? Sheesh. Dr.Scholl (YES that is the foot doc's name... C'mon the movie is called "FACES OF SCHLOCK") better watch out!
Katie's foot comes back from the grave(?) and seeks vengence. Never knew a foot could hand out such an ass kickin! Hahahah See what i did there? Ok, I'm sorry. All the puns and crappy jokes in this movie just got me in that mindset.




Our final terrible tale comes from the mind of Andrew Shearer and directed by Henrique Couto (Satans House of Yoga, SlumberParty Murder Mania, Headcheese). And WHAT A MIND IT IS! Mr. Couto seems to embrace the idea of schlock and he excels at it. Our foul mouthed character Biancaaka "TRASH" (Ruby LaRocca) is left at home for Christmas as punishment by her parents for getting expelled from school. Her parents cut off the power and the phone while they are away (how utterly convenient) So like any teen left home for the holidays, she gets drunk and shows off her newly pierced nipples. I think this was the original script for "HOME ALONE". Couto makes a Hitchcockian cameo in his film and plays the perfect drooling, horny mongoloid psycho, perv, Toby. When her ridiculously nerdy classmate Deb stops by to help Bianca with her science, things go from bad to worse. Mr. Couto doesnt pretend to be reinventing the wheel with this film. To be honest i don't even think he pretends to know what a wheel IS in this film. Its simply boobs and blood and he does something alot of folks have forgotten how to do, entertain. Not a bad combo. So Kudos to Couto.




If you're not some film snob who needs some plot driven story or some crazy twist worthy of a shamalanyan ending, then this movie is for you. Just check your brains at the door and enjoy what the Schlock Gods have offered you.

Return of the Living Dead 3 - Romeo and Juliet Zombie Version 1.0

Return of the Living Dead Part 3

reviewed by : Rob Dimension

Released in 1993, this entry into the Return of the Living Dead series changed the tone, adding more romance and less comedy. Melinda Clarke plays Julie, our leading...well, zombie with a heart.

Synopsis - Colonel Reynolds and his group of government scientists continue their work on re-animating the dead for military use. His son Curt and his girlfriend Julie use Dad's security pass to sneak in and watch the proceedings. Later when father and son have a disagreement, Curt and Julie take off on a motorcycle and Julie is killed in an accident. Grief-stricken, Curt takes her body to the lab and brings her back to life. Curt must help Julie deal with her new existence as military agents and local gang members try to find them.

Ah, where do I start with this one?? I am a big fan of this version of a Zombie Romero and Juliet so to speak, doesn't get a lot of props. Melinda Clark is attractive and make a seriously sexy zombie, especially towards the end. Fending off her hunger she "self mutilates"herself..you know, similar to the EMO kids at the malls on Friday nights. Constantly on the run and looking for a breather, this film still holds up well and packs some fun Zombie punch.

 "Does this belong with the Return of the Living Dead series?" Yes and No. Yes, because if it didn't have the name credibility that we ALL loved with parts 1 & 2, I don't think it would have garnered the success that it did. No, because on the same token, I thought that Thom Mathews and James Karen literally stole the show in Dan O'Bannon original. I still constantly watch that one....so good easily a top 5 Zombie film for anyone. This 3rd film really needed it's own identity but probably would have been lost in the shuffle. I still highly recommend this one, especially when spending time with that special someone, always tell them you would use Trioxin to stay together forever!!!

Directed by Brian Yuzna, who also directed Bride of Re-Animator and Beyond Re-Animator (also have a huge Cult Following) and wrote Honey I shrunk the Kids does a decent job at getting us exactly what we want...Brains!!! The Gore is fun, nothing too intense or over the top. I actually enjoy the "Half-eaten head" Zombie that attacks the Police. The standard special effects will always be my top choice over CGI, sure it would look better but isn't that part of the charm? Plus, how about that zombie from the Government lab? Almost naked and scary!!

If you are a fan of The Return of the Living Dead series, make sure you grab the "Complete History" book (shown to the left) - this is informative and a MUST have if your a Zombie Fan!!! 

S&Man reviewed - Mr. Sandman...bring me a dream....and stop peeking in my window

S&Man 

reviewed by: Michael K. Snyder 

After hearing a lot about JT Petty’s newest film, S&Man, I decided to get my hands on a copy and see it for myself. The film starts out in a narrative documentary style, exploring the culture of underground horror films. Petty travels to a horror convention where he meets up with a new young filmmaker who goes by Eric, and is the filmmaker behind the S&Man series of films. 

Things start to get weird, as Eric grows more and more partial to Petty and his crew, but the more Petty pushes to get into Eric’s mind, the more defensive Eric gets. It becomes clear that something is wrong with Eric, and the film takes a turn away from fact and into fiction, while still providing a lot of insight into voyeurism and extreme filmmaking. 

Petty interviews a few different doctors who specialize in voyeurism and sexual deviants. He also gets a lot of insight from cult filmmaker Fred Vogel and Toe Tag Pictures. Vogel is responsible for some of the most graphic films to date that are the closest you can legally get to snuff. He provides JT with a firsthand account of a snuff film he watched and the effect it had on his life. These real accounts are interlaced with insight from scream queens and filmmaker Bill Zebub along with fictionalized stories from Eric about his S&Man films. 

My favorite part about this film is the way it makes you think. Petty does a great job at making you feel weird about watching extreme horror films. He drives deeply into your psyche and then rips it apart when things turn out for the worst. Are we all just voyeurs? Do we all have that little voice in the back of our heads urging us to look into the fire just to catch a glimpse of a burning corpse? Petty does a great job of convincing us that as humans each of us has a yearning to view violence, but he also reminds us that when you see so much violence and chaos on screen you become numb and eventually, for some people, the only way to feel the rush of horror films, is to act out in violence. Do we all secretly lust for blood?

The Path of Torment reviewed - Don't Answer the Door!

The Path of Torment

reviewed by : Michael K. Snyder 

 

Gary C. Warren’s film The Path of Torment has been making a fairly decent splash in the indie horror world. I tried to read as little as possible about the film before watching it so that my review could be as unbiased as possible, but there are a lot of rave reviews out there for this film. 

I’m going to start out by explaining the number once aspect to independent film making. The one thing that can turn a powerful plot and script into an amateur looking film, and the single biggest pet peeve I have when watching a film…audio. If a film’s audio isn’t synced right, if it is all clearly ADR and/or terribly mixed, or if the music in the film overpowers any dialogue, I go nuts trying to sit through the film just to see how it ends.

Unfortunately, The Path of Torment’s audio tends to drift into the realm of terrible multiple times during the film. For example, the opening scene of the film has music that is much too loud, and the obvious ADR of the dialogue is painful to watch. I did, however, enjoy the dialogue in the opening scene a lot, but I personally would have opened the scene differently, perhaps skipping straight to the two crazed religious freaks riding up on their bikes. Much more of the film has some pretty bad audio synching as well as some crappy mixing, but given the budget of the film, the audio can be swept underneath the rug. 

Most of the shots in the film are decently composed, and it is clear that Mr. Warren has an eye for filmmaking. I think if he was given a decent budget and better equipment, this film could easily be a great horror/comedy. Some of the acting in the film seems very unfocused; actually most of the performances besides the two leads are bland and unrealistic. For instance, in one scene one of the character’s wives is knocked over the head with a bicycle helmet. The husband reacts with nothing more than simple confusion, and his facial expressions represent more of a sense of stupidity rather than fear or rage. Yes, he has a box cutter in his face, but still it’s his wife and I feel a more realistic reaction would have deeply benefited the scene. 

This film is extremely tongue in cheek, and cannot be taken seriously, which is my main complaint. The story is decent, and should have been treated with a bit a more respect. I feel like something along the lines of Kevin Smith humor would have benefited the film much more. Maybe it’s just my personal tastes, but being a huge Troma fan, I doubt that that’s the issue. I just feel that this plot is too genuine and too solid to throw it away with some goofy humor. 

I’m eager to see what Warren does next, as I’d like to see a solid rewrite of this film and a much better soundtrack. The director clearly has a good vision, and he obviously knows how to compose a frame, but the screenplay needs some serious work.

Michael K. Snyder is a student filmmaker in Winter Park, Florida. When he's not in class he is working on screenplays, short films, working with Rob and the Late Night Crew and anything film related to keep him busy. He is always looking for work and is currently seeking an agent or any form of representation. If you are interested in working with Michael please email him at mksnyder1990@gmail.com